So guess what? It has been so long since I last posted, that I had forgotten the pasword to get onto this wonderfull forum. Will wonders never cease.

So, yea, I have been a bad blogger. Its been over a month since my last confession.... I mean post. I guess the main reason that there has been so much time in there, is that I haven't been doing anything note worthy. This doesn't mean I haven't been doing anything mind you. Indeed, Far from it. But I have been doing nothing that I felt it necessary to masterbate my ego on this forum. So, I have been watching lots of movies, and reading lots of comic books, and spending lots and lots of time with my friends. I have even found the time to get some work work done.

All in all, the last few months have been fantastic. And I think thats what lends to the lack of posts. You see, I primarily posted for two reasons. One (1): Because I was, am, and shall always be an ego maniac and have always believed that people are climbing over family members to hear what I have to say. Two (2): I was lonely, and in a weird way felt that writing arbitrarily into cyber space was like talking to a real person. Obviously its not.... which brings me to my point. (1): I have no need to find an audience anymore, since when I'm drunk I'll scream my opinions to the sky anyways and (2): I haven't been lonely for .... oh, going on 9 months now (Love you Honey).

And being the swift individuals that I know you are, i'm sure you are right now asking yourselves, "oi, ooze the C**T whom stole my Bloody Crunch?!?!? (Part of this balanced Breakfast)" ..... no..... What I think they should be asking themselves is, "And through this new(ish) knowledge, I now may ask, what has changed that caused Chris to begin writing on his blog again?". And of couse, the answer, though it may shock and suprize you, is that I am right now, In Pensulvania and all alone minus this lap top connected to a low speed internet connection. And that my friends is why i'm both Lonely and Not Drunk.

Well, I feel sorta spent now (especialy after the hour seach for my password). So, to bed with me (or to read my Spawn Comic to be more precise. Either way, I shall now leave you fine people. Make sure to clean up after yourselves on the way out.

::Penn's Cave? Beaver Stadium? Is everything around here an amusing nickname for Vagina?::