Hey hey. I have a request by one of my more poetic friends (I really do try and read your blog, but reading something in verse gets to me after a while) to post more. Unfortunately that does not look that likely because of how busy december becomes, but i'll give it my damnd-est.

So, when last we left our portly hero, the temptation of a story was looming over head, threatining to crush you feeble minds with the weight of the ramifications of it. This is the conclusion of this story. Ok, so I bought a nerf Tommy Gun at KB the other day. Its awesome. Battery powered. Just as acurate and reliable as a real tommy Gun (this is a joke for those of you that know nothing about guns). So, what was I to do with this dart flinging monstrosity? Not as exciting to be pelted with nerf darts as you might imagine. And it only takes so long to get bored of trying to draw a smily face on a glass door. And a morotized tommy gun is not the proper toy to play russian rullet drinking games with (that would be a nerf revolver, which I also own now). So, the only useful thing I could think of to use it for, was to run drive bys on people/places/things. Oh, and I just so happen to have one of the only vehicles that is ok to drive with a door open.

So, we drove to NQ's parking lot and I turned off the cabin lights (its night time by the way, and the cops haven't settled in frount of the school yet). I would slowly drive around the circle and Matt and Dickie took turns (buckled in of course) slideing open the door at just the right moment, leaning out, and letting have at whatever target was deamed appropriate. This target ended up being a handicaped parking sign that was teetering on top of a pole. The was exceptionaly convenient because its smoth surface was excelent for darts to stick to (also it had a picture of a handicapped kid on it, and who doesn't want to shoot at that). We ended up driving by around 6 times, and really creaping out a teacher and student that where leaving the school late (separately, get your mind out of the gutter). I believe that dickie has the high score with a total of 7 hits out of 20 rounds (we deemed the ones that stuck to be hits).

Well, breaks over and I got to get back to work. It was awesome. You should try it sometime. Heck, you can borrow my gun if you ask nice enough. Til next time.

::I'm not even offended, i'm impressed that they where able to make it soooo offensive::