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   Thursday, October 05, 2006  
Ka-lu Ka-lay my little bloggies. I got a call from the people fixing my car last night and they said that I can pick up my car after noon today. Extatic and free do well to discribe how I feel. I feel like driving somewhere and doing something zany. The only thing is that I have obligations to my siblings this afternoon. Maybe friday? And definitely saturday. I know that Chuckles is having a party, and though I don't want to have anything to do with it, I wouldn't mind doing something subversive. Like putting a sign on the lawn that says "Abandon all hope ye who entere Chucks Sausage fest". Or Calling the cops on his loud and drunken behavior. Or maybe something as simple as jaming the door so no one can enter/exit. Prank call his house from a pay phone. Put a little note in his mail box informing his parents that he is having a party without their knowledge (from a concerend neighbor of course). Tape cut outs of various creepy/lude pictures to his windows (mind you this will be tricky since he lives on the second floor). Buy sex toys and use them as direction markers towards his front door (with little lables on each that say "for a good time, go in this direction"). Order pizza and have it delivered to his house. Order something he won't eat (huge list I know) and have it delivered to his house. Order male strippers to arive at his house. .... anyway, any and all ideas will be considered because we have to do it good or not do it at all, and I definitely think it would be hilarious no matter what we do.

Since I last spoke to you I saw "Hellrazer" and "Nick of Time". Neither impressed me, so I'll speak of neither. Went to a liquidation sale of a local video store and got a few good ones: Scrooged, 8leged freaks, Carrie, Suicided kings, Desparado, and once upon a time in Mexico. Watched some of Desparado last night. Watched the sex scene at 1/8th speed. So worth it for Salma Hayek's breasts, sooo worth it.

And on that totaly inapropriate note ..... My darlings birthday is on tuesday. I think in honor we are going out to the Peruvian restaurant again. Maybe not on tuesday exactly, but near around there. Again, all suggestions will be entertained, but you all know me well enough that it will be a good time no matter what we do. Maybe we will go to dimsum on saturday. Oh, and Mr. Havaland's B-day is coming up as well, and for that we are going to the circuis.

Action packed one way or another. Let me know what you all think, and i'll see you when I do.

::Oh my god, look at the size of his chin::

::Is she sucking on his chin?::

::I can't believe that the guy with the throwing knives is doing better that the people with the guns::

::I was wondering what the ultamate goal was going to be::

::Your face peels away. You develop the ability of flight. Your clothes become of gold. Of course he who has insulted you becomes covered in elbow macaroni. You laugh much::

::IGNORE ME!::
   posted by Chris at 3:55 AM


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