Hey guys, I really feel like elaborating of my last week worth of adventures, but I really don't have time right now, so I bring you ....

BACK LOG QUOTES!!

::did someone just say 'whore ray'?::

::Go head butt a bullet::

::ah now the matador dances with the blind shoemaker::

::What is she an intern? Is she getting credit for this in murder school?::

::I heard the rapture would be B.Y.O.B.::

::Sometimes the best offense is a good psychosis::

::.... and we will eat like dingoes in a maternity ward::

::Thank you unborn baby whale .... you where as helpful as you where delicious::

::I hope they do a vagina check because I know you're smuggling::

::Ungrateful little half monkeys::

::Cus those Chinese mail order bride thing is a real racket. The damn thing was dead when the crate finally showed up::

::like two caterpillars .... two sexy caterpillars!::

::Paint gives me tourretts::

::Absolutely frigging raining out::

::wangs of desire!::

::its like an assault on all things not tasty::

::Strangely enough, my job requires me to talk to these Japanese chaps for 8 hours a day. So despite the fact that half of them don't understand me, I do get to practice talking to people all day long. I find it rather enjoyable. The talkative ones are cool. The ones that don't like to talk are a lot of fun. I make outrageous claims like I'm the president of the United states. I ask them if they're bank robbers. They don't understand so I have to mimic a gun with my hand.::

::oh .... sorry ... I thought you said "Punch me in my god damn throat::

::The man screams as his lover disarms him and his white fountains of mirth become red cascades of agony::

::I will kill you so hard you will die to death::

::I guess they figure communication is futile, why not try to start WWIII by elbowing me out of the way so that they can get a seat on the subway. Old fucks. Line em up and shoot them.::

::when I was a kid I was told that thunder was nothing to be scared of. "Its just God bowling" my mother would say. Now that I'm older I know that isn't true. He's actually killing Gay people::

::did you just say you would never wear an earring and thong while just lounging around?::

::None? .... I was expecting one hundred e-mails all screaming for my blood::

::THERE IS NO BOOB MACHINE!::

::I can hit you with my but so hard that you will forget your favorite movie::

::Just in time to be deflowered for Christmas::

::Now give me a .... 'Piano falls from the sky and crushes you dead look::

::.... then going over to the wiggle machine ... check out that::

::You can fill it with mashed potatoes as long as it meets the spec::

::There is nothing more god damned frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car::

::Company cheers the soul, and a drinking partner doubly so::

::I want some doors to open up, and there be a big fucking spider there::

::If that will get you out of that robe, so I can check out that precious vertical smile of yours::

::Now, I'm one of those people who likes to make large generalizations in order to seemingly increase my knowledge of the world::

::In my defense I should say that I harbor no people ill will. I simply don't care. ::

::I can hit you so hard in the dick that you will cum fear::

::In the business we call that an "Oh Snap"::

::my taint is pure bacon::

::no ... cowbell can't cure any disease ... especially cancer ... which you have::

::The Guinness just stopped tasting like anything ... I must be doing it right::

::Next, he told the control tower he needed emergency landing clearance -- and that he had "one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane."::

::I am the doctor of death, and I have come to cure you of your life::

::That is about as useful as a silk painting of a dolphin and a whale getting it on::

::There's too much talk in this world, and not enough stadiums full of lesbians::

::you don't have time to do it right, but you have time to do it twice::

::In that sort of situation you can never give in, because giving in is admitting you forgot their name, which is tantamount to throwing them off Mount Fuji (which is in fact not a very tall mountain). In any case, I'm pretty sure she hates me now. Oh well.::

::There is no line you cross and life becomes dreamy. Everyone has a shitty life to some degree. Whether you go to work as an engineer with a base pay of 60k a year, or a janitor mopping up spoiled food for 20k a year, you both go to work. The engineer will have problems too. Human nature dictates that you will eventually make good of your status quo, and appreciate the small things in life.::

::whoa whoa how your get a girl like that? Are you a rapper?::

::I know six different ways to kill a dog .... 5 of them involve throwing missiles at them::