Hey guys. Haven't posted in a while. been busy. Saw x-men 3 last night. Wasn't as good as 2. Work has been hectic. been cooking more.

ok, so I don't really have that much to say .... so with that in mind, heres the new backlog quotes. Enjoy!

::The rest of that night was filled with the kinkiest and most tender of love making that could only come as a result of the passionate union of a human and a goat::

::Yes, the roses had become much sweeter and colorful but the events that were to follow in the next few months would cause those roses to shoot forth a stream of angry Crotch Bees::

::"Only losers play backgammon" Thessalonians 23:12 ..... that’s in the bible::

::I didn't know there was an age where it was morally unacceptable to go out and hit snowmen with a katana::

::I just sit at home, sharpening it religiously until a giant snowman ways into battle, and I must go out, and face him, with my katana .... and my snow pants ... and my pom-pom hat::

::If you lick them, they will come::

::Wait, did you just say that you have paid for getting a massage in a movie theatre?::

::Every show with them has sucked large Moose Balls::

::you don't want to sit down and smell like congealed old people::

::Its like going to the legal seafood’s of Venereal diseases::

::So, I taped her mouth shut, and sucked it myself::

::It’s not rape ... its surprise sex::

::Reaping the fruits of procrastination::

::This one is tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers ..... like eleventeen::

::Happiness is a warm goat, or a badger in your case::

::You’re the 4 of my heart::

::Horses scream when they are made of wood::

::Our drafting department uses the CRAYOLA method::

::Up shit creak with out a paddle is a saying that means to be in an undesirable situation. This place seems to sell these paddles::

::He needs to find some pants .... and a scrotum .... cus he lost his testicles::

::I don't go around eating people’s lips::

::She's not big breasted, she's "Pectoraly Superior"::