Hey kids. We have returned to bring you a fantastic journey into .... um ... nothing acutally. Just wanted to compete with Nick Anderson. I know I can't, but I can still quote him! So, on that note, please enjoy my newest set of quotes....

::Saying tub girl on the internet is like saying Voldemort at Hogwarts::

::So can't we give it a try? All I'm asking for is a cup of coffee. And perhaps a threesome, if your roommate is hot::

::Look, in this crazy, mixed up world we call earth, if you can't take a chance when you connect with someone even though you haven't yet fucked them, then when can you take a chance?::

::I have a shotgun in the back in case of tuna::

::Thats a good idea. I like that idea. Thats really an idea that I can get behind and do doggy style::

::Pictures so gay liberace would vomit in disgust?::

::Why don't you tell her to back the fuck up Charlie Brown?::

::Nuke the gay whales... for Jesus::

::Have I found Jesus? I haven't even found Waldo yet!::

::You guys bought it hook, line, and burning embassy::

::There was a time when one of the the tallest buildings in the world was the Empire State building. That distinction now belongs to the leviathan in Nick Anderson's pants. Tuesday is ladies night on the "observation deck"::

::So he told me to get him alcohol and to surprise him as to the drink ..... so I got him whiskey and urine::

::And when I took it out and tried to put it on the banana, it broke::

::Calibrated cupcakes::

::He looked at me like I had just smacked Jesus in the face with my cock::

::They invited the dog to dinner and now its time for dessert::

::Jiggle Bells Rock!::

::You can't use that! I copy wrote it! I'll sue you!::

::Drink your friends away, you can quote me on that!::

::Its like an electronic bucket Machine::

::You think everything is going your way, and then god throws a monkey your way to give you herpies::

::Its not magic ... you may think its magic, but most magic works like this::

::your born, you die, and if you're lucky, somewhere in between, you live::

::my daughter still thinks its funny to sneak up and scare daddy.... wait till she wants a car::

::So, the question is, do you accept the three wishes from the giant floating snow cap, or do you just eat it? Because, honestly, what can a giant piece of chocolate jammed with candy really do for you?::