Hey Kids. It was a good weekend, but nothing too exciting happened, so its time for another Back log quotes. This episode is brought to you by the letters M and Q.

::Oh yeah; I can eat a lot. I think I have a tapeworm::

::Babies: Cute. Cuddly. Delicious::

::I'm wearing Canada, because that’s the closest to Great Britain I have::

::Pardon me, how much for a quickie sir::

::Bisexual Internet whore::

::She said it, I just made it dirty::

::Your pants are vibrating to Sean Astion::

::I wish I had a ninja in my bushes::

::Most comfortable death trap we have ever seen::

::There is a homeless man sleeping under that Jesus::

::Your boobs are looking delightfully Perky tonight::

::Sauron was here::

::If your flat mate hadn't of showed up, I would have been all over you like a cheep blanket on a hobo::

::They used to be British colonists and now they are zombies ... go figure::

::You know, when you make it to 85, your odds of going to 100 drastically shoot up::
::Oh really, I'll let you know how that turns out::

::We're not peeking. We're leering::

::Make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease::

::Things Improve with age. I'm approaching magnificent::

::They do say Mrs. M. that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain...they are of course wrong, as you will soon discover, when I stick this toasting fork in your head::

::How did I guess? Oh just a wild stab in the dark .... which is what I'm going to do to you if you don't become more helpful::

::The weather here changes often. In fact, we even have a saying about it, "If you don't like the weather here .... LEAVE!::

::Never been swimming here, but I'd fall in almost every day::

::That’s the reason why people don't do ass kicking in glass shoes::

::Kissing hands and shaking babies::

::That’s the greatest gift, showing people that they can do more than they thought they could::

::My belly is full of cheese::

::Get the hell up here!! I'm the Bloody Queen!!::

::You have to be like a human strainer ... and filter out all the fat::

::So, someone walked up to me with a form and said "I need your John Hancock on this". So, I signed 'John Hancock' on it. No one ever talked to me about it, so I don't think anyone actually looked at it::

::Evidence suggests they had long arms, making them more adapt at wife beating and doing the wave at ancient sporting events::

::AC/DC Fan Longs For BON SCOTT's Erection::

::Shopping carts are the vehicles which outrun the devil and deliver us unto salvation's checkout lane::

::Because it is time for religion to stop being such a cock block::

::And they'll make you call Falatio a trouser friendly kiss::

::Just so we're clear .... when you say "associates", you're referring to your testicle, right?::

::I, on the other hand, adjust my monocle in disgust at the very thought of your combined greasy visages::

::Does that girl have a piece of toast with Jesus on it?::

::I just found Jesus .... and he lives in a piece of toast::

::Oh, that’s terrible... how much is a Bazillion?::

::I got your noise spike right here! (While grabbing crotch)::

::Why would you ever need a 32-inch TV to watch porn .... I would only need seven inches::

::Your going to be dead soon, you might as well take a day off::

::Therefore Bunkie, if you're spending most of your time in front of the tube, hoping the good fairy of dating will come and hit you upside the head with an inspiration stick, you're wasting time::

::Oh, we are still here because Bill forgot his Alzheimer’s medicine::

::Should I try and conquer my meat, or should I let you guys try?::

::Rum and coke.... not just for breakfast anymore!::

Catch you all later.