So, here we are again. Another week gone by, and another dollar earned just to be taken by The Man. Not that I'm complaining too much about it. I mean seriously, what would I do with the other 25% of my pay check. Probably go out and buy drugs or whores. Thank you US government for helping to curb my vices.

Its raining and I'm tired. Yesterday was exciting. First I woke up to find out that our boat had been broken into. We didn't know the extent of what had happened, we just saw that the tarp was down. Then I had to Kayak out to it, and survey the damage. There really wasn't any thing bad that happened to it. It just looked like some kids went out there to drink. Then I went and hung out with my friend Emmett. We went to see "The 40 Year Old Virgin". Very Very funny movie. Would Recomend it. And even though it was entirely about sex, it wasn't over done or bad in really any way. Afterwards I went out with The girls and Dickie to see "Red Eye". It was a great movie, and was really full of a lot of suspense. It featured some amazing things, like the best assasination attempt ever and the largest airplane bathroom ever. Not really gorey or gruesome but very suspenseful.

*Ignore unless you want to go to a pitty party*
I feel like ranting, but then I may become one of those whiny bitches who only blog to express their anger at the world. [But Chris, thats what you are]. Thanks I appreciate your vote of confidence. [hey, no problem, don't worry too much about it, it doesn't make you a bad person, just a weak person]. Oh yes that is so much better, thank you oh conscience of worthlessness, you have brightened my day. [Just doing my job]. I was being sarcastic you ass. [no you weren't, I can tell those sort of things, You actually enjoy putting yourself down, and I'm just here to help you out by giving you things you can put yourself down with]. Well you don't have to be so efficient with it you know. I wouldn't mind having a few days where you arn't telling me i'm over weight or that my eyes are uneven, or my clothes makes me look like a todler, or that I'm not as swift thinking as others, or that I could never go through a single night without insulting someone. [Yea you would. Imagine not feeling badly about youself. What would you do with your free time? You definitley wouldn't keep reading comic books and collecting monster figurines. You might actually (gasp) be able to go out and be normal, but you have never been interested in being normal have you. Its always an atempt to distinguish yourself from others. Its always something, like having halloween as a favorite holliday, or brewing beer, or for that matter being drunk after two glasses. You know thats because your always wound so tight that any release from having to worry about everything in the world is so euphoric that it makes you think your drunker than you actually are. Your the oldest child, you should be the unique one, you should be the leader. Your an eagle scout for Gods sake. Everything is only in your own head]. No, there are somethings that are real. [Only because you set yourself up to be in those types of situations and you always pre plan things to act out the way they do. If you have all these preconcieved notions of how things should be, they hardly ever will be different. You think too much, and I was created so that you didn't have to work at thinking too much] Well, thanks for the talk today, I think i'm going to go try and feel better. [Good luck with that] Eh, it will probably be me running until I break down emotionaly, or eating so much that I go into an enduced euphoria. [Good luck with that]

::I have my old Alien Queen and now I have my new one. They will be lesbians::