Hey There kids. Long time no post. You all should have beaten me with reeds or something so that it wouldn't have been this long. Truth be told, I really haven't been online much lately. I've more or less only came on, to check my mail, and Gorillamask.net. These are good things, but they do not online make.

So, what’s new you ask? Nothing really. I just finished watching the movie Eulogy. It was quite terrible. Most of the stuff in it was either very predictable or very lame. And even with the good cast that it had, it felt like a Teen drama that was pumped out with the author’s left hand while his right was "busy". There were some memorable scenes that I will probably always remember. The Grandmother continuously trying to kill her self. Or Hank Azaria Working desperately to vent the room so that his daughter will not realize that he has been smoking pot, only finally to come to the door with the joint hanging off of his lip. And of course the amusing ending fact that the grandfather inherited millions of dollars when he was 20, only to spend it all during his life pretending to be a traveling salesman so he could keep two other families. And then the whole thing rapped up with a Viking funeral. A few laugh's, but nothing spectacular.

What else you ask? Nothing! You hear! Get off my back you stupid monkey! Don't throw that at me! Oh my god, this isn't dirt is it. Oh you cheeky monkey. Get down here so I may throttle you proper.

I bought a Pilgram hat. It was too small. I bought some Spawn Figures. They haven't come in yet. Officially my Halloween costume is lacking in everything except the mask and the cape. I am feeling worried that it will not reach proper fruition. But, paranoia could be taunting me again. Either way, I have lots of old Halloween stuff, and worst-case scenario; I could always throw together something with a mask and a cape.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MATT! (I know I toasted you in person, but this is for all of my cyber readers)

Oh, Matt has gone off to work for Nasa. He will be back sometime in Octobre I think. Either way, I'm stuck here, while he can be off using the fact that he works for NASA as a great presentation for Penis jokes. Not that he would do that of course, but he could. I'm considering sending him lots of mail for no other reason than because I can. They don't sell pornographic post cards, do they? No, of course they don't, the mail is public domain, and it might be construed as lewd behavior. Eh, doesn't hurt to look.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK

If you will all draw your attention to the Site of one Professor Herr Dr. Nicholas "Air Vice Marshal" Anderson Sr.; His Majesty Crown Princess of Tuvalu you will find .... well, actually, I just forgot what I was saying. A 20-minute search on line to find titles does that sometimes. Oh, yea right. Professor Herr Dr. posted a quite profound history on his site about a playful demon known as Aldis, who, right as we speak, is taking a tour of grand cities far and wide. Nicely done Your Majesty.

Well, Ice cream calls, and you know when that happens you just have to answer. I'll see you all later.

::Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate::
Who would have thought that I found this quote on a tea bag. Of course I have now taped it to my monitor.

::You know what? Next time I see him, I should hit him as hard as I can in the crotch. And you know what? I don't think anyone will stop me or look down upon me for it. They might look at it like a humanitarian effort. You know, so the world will never again be populated by more of him. That’s right, I'm a philanthropist::