Just so you jerks can't say that I haven't updated in a while, I'm going to post a back log quote today. I'm not sure what day it is. Not because I don't have a callendar or anything, but its really late, and I guess its technically wednesday, but whatever. Enjoy the quotes:

::Sometimes a man is faced with the right thing to do and the wrong thing to do ... and he only misses by one::

::What’s wrong is that I'm trapped underneath a hairy, inquisitive, sex octopus::

::Cuddly and Sweet and good to eat; Kittens, the other Other white meat::

::Life is a lot like a box of kittens. They are really hard to cram into a toaster::

::The Chicken knows how long you have left::

::Excuse me ma'm, I appear to have lost my keys::

::I don't know how it is in bagel land down there::

::Staples ... we got that ... in our whearhouse ... in the Philippines::

:: ... the odds of me going home with you, using a geometric distribution and with 'm' equal to NEVER::

::Nickelodeon Spokesman responding to charges that SpongeBob squarepants likes the manbeef::

::How do you pick the ripest cherries from the middle of a clusterfuck?::

::These problems are just plug and chug::

::Cheep and easy, that’s how I like my stuff::

::No matter how bad things may seem, They can't be any better, they can't be any worse, because that’s the way things fucking are and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit your bitchen::

::Time .... Line ....? Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles .... that is why clocks are round::

::What are you talking about? A sexy unit is 10, maybe 12 years. This is like 4 times that::

::If you guys won't learn the material maybe I can teach you with a mustache::

::Yes ... I've always wanted to smuggle::

::Do you think turtles are called turtles because they look like turtles?::

::Just because its illegal, doesn't mean its unethical::

::It’s giving me a blue screen of unhappiness::

::Its like reading yoda, only Irish::

::Your mother was trying to make a point until she started tripping over the STD's::

::How do you confuse a blonde?::
::Paint yourself green and throw forks at her::