Ever have one of those vacations, where you really could do anything you wanted, but you just don't. This is what this vacation is starting to shape up to be like. I almost want to go to work, so that at least I can do something and not sit on my ass, and moap all day long.

I feel like being spontaniously creative .... ready .... go ....
I wonder why Swedish fish are called that? Do you think they are from Sweden? Probably not. Or maybe the name is actualy some slight towards the Swedish. Not one that is obvious anyway.

Argh, that sucked. Lets try again. .... Ready .... go....
I feel bad for childrend growing up nowadays. I mean, have you seen what they are watching on Saturday mornings. Pokemon, Yugeo (Fuck you spelling it right), crap. And even when they try and have series that are based on classic stuff, they manage to botch it. I mean (let thy who doesn't turn on the tv on saturday mornings anymore cast the first stone), have any of you sat down and watched the new x-men, spiderman, batman, or ninja turtle shows? The new x-men was good (besides randomly adding charactors for ethnich diversity), which is probably why it got canceld. The new batman show called "The Batman" is embarisngly bad at best. They make the joker look like some sort of Jamacan (Dreadlocks and bagy clothes) freak. I know I must be biased because its not the clean cut, well dressed, Mark Hammel voiced joker that I fell in love with all those weekends ago, but COME ON! I just don't want to talk about it anymore. I dread finding out what kids who grow up watching tv shows about card games or random mexican wrestling, or non-violent non-inteligent superheros end up like.

Ok, that was better, but it wasn't all that concise. Towards the end I wanted to write something about kids growing up deprived of the simple things in life, like soft core nudiy in every day movies. I remember right before my day, movies like cady shack, Animal house and Porkys would constantly play on saturdsy afternoons in off cycle with the Fready movies. These movies supplied violence and nudity to a generation, and look how they turned out. Actually, forget what I just said, maybe it did fuck people up. Well, I guess I'm only sure of one thing, and that is, that I would not be the person I am today, if I didn't watch the TV I did when I was little.

Man, what was that. It wasn't even suposed to be a creative block. Oh my god, I can't turn it off. This block is shaping up to be an extended criticism about something. Maybe even the creative block itself. Such a singularity will rip apart this blog and all those reading it. Sheild your minds from the massive powers which I have foolishly unleashed. Look not upon these words, for MADNESS waits within! No seariously, stop reading. I'm done.

::But see, thats what I'm talking about. Now Venture will send Sampson after the rest of us, and he'll go totaly sick house on our asses. I Like My Ass Gentlemen::