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   Saturday, October 16, 2004  
Wow, I really haven't updated in a while.... Well, I guess thats because nothing really note worthy has been going on. Either that or I'm just fed up with the whole system, and I'm just trying to stick it to the man. Probably more of the first than the second. But, since nothing is still going on, I decided this was a perfect time for the new back log quotes. So, without furthur adoo:

Back Log quotes 6(?)
::Check and mate .... mothah-fuckah::

::I was standing out in the water when I suddenly felt something moving in my pants::

::Not all Buddhists can shoot lightning. Just the fat ones::

::I have sharp claws and he has a pretty face .... I think we can work something out::

::All people can be described as nice guys ... except for girls::

::Physicists fear gravity::

::I looked in my pocket and I found candy and razor blades::

::It's a legitimate question ... why do they make overhead apartments baby sized::

::I think we would fit in well in that store ... you know, with all the other things that cling to women's genitalia::

::I'm from Israel, I'm as Asian as you are::

::Ken has something up his ass and it has your name on it::

::She better be knocked up ... the way she's been acting lately::

::I like dogs you can smuggle::

::Where are we going?::
::Lansdowne St.::
::Oh, then I better take a bunch of condoms::

::So, you're telling me that if you didn't have that key, you couldn't take off your pants::

::There are only two types of people in the military ... people who kill people and people who help people kill people::

::99.5% Kosher!::

::It's just that sometimes the gravy train derails and there is blood and gravy everywhere::

::Langdon had often wondered if there was a huge crate of stone penises someplace::

::I never felt so used ... I mean useful::

::He hated hospitals, but they certainly better than aliens harvesting his testicles::

::He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts ... for support rather than illumination::

::Makes rememorizing stuff around the house real more simpler!::

::You're just an ass with a large stick::
   posted by Chris at 9:21 AM


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