Over flow Quotes 5 (I think)

::P.s. Never worry that the world might end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia::

::Its like people standing up against 'The Man' ..... with a big f'n tank!::

::and my heart was shoved out of my ass ..... ::

::friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you::

::...now with forty four calibers of diplomacy!::

::BECAUSE HER HAIR IS SEX!!! ::

::I can be bad with both heads::

::Bitchen wax .... cleans, shines and protects::

::you ask many good bagel questions::

::under the patriot act, no cream cheese on your bagel is punishable by six month detention::

::I'd pick it up with my ass ..... If I could pick things up with my ass .... which I can't::

::Love, peace, and granola .... old F**ker::

::Hi, I'm looking for some cock to fill a six inch hole::

::Where else does plumbing and pornography intersect so well::

::I'm a big fan of dancing around and shaking my solder sucker::

::Who The FUCK Are You, And Where The FUCK Are My Pants::

::I asked if they were selling any of the posters like they had on the walls, and the girl just told me to take the one I liked::

::Even I want to do them both equally. And I'm a lesbian.::

::Shit happens when you party naked::

::She hates kids. I hate her shoes::

::coming to infect a city near you with the ribald antics of the time-tested punk cabaret tradition::

::Mother Nature Died in here::

::You can bring a guest as well as some food. Just advise me of both so we don't wind up with 160 people, 25 cans of cheese dip, and a llama on the spit in the backyard. ::

::provides laughter similar to what you would get out of someone telling knock-knock jokes right after unearthing a mass grave::

::but that's about as believable as a baby with a fake ID trying to talk its way into a fetish bar::

::Llama's and landmines don't mix::

::She wanted your balls, you wanted her ... not balls::

::not the brain juices ... the punch you in the face juices::

::this length of tube is too short, and I don't like how its always flopping around so often::

::I'm amused that the technical name for it is "Giant voice system"::

::Come and get some .... its like an American battle cry::

::She's mentally abusive to me, so I figure I can be physically abusive to her::

::Show me a hot chick that drinks beer and I'll show you a not hot chick in five years::

::Yes, they use chemicals to stop the poo potatoes::

::yeah ... dad, you made me look like this::

::Lori, smells like a fish plant::

::Your focused on winning and then you realize you are rolling pigs::

::Ahhh ..... doesn't taste like urine::

::What would you do if you stopped on the street and turned around and found a man in a chipmunk suit behind you::

::Lets staple deer to the side of the house::

::Let me tell you, if there were some urchins around here, you would be in an ocean of pain ... ninja style::

::When I say walk home, I mean to America ... zombie in the ocean style::

::I know you pushed the snow flake because I felt good::

::You know why god loves you ... because satin won't have you::

::Your jokes never cease to Abuse me::

::The system is superior to traditional systems, but extremely sensitive::

::Any item that is not human waste may cause clogging and discomfort for you and your fellow passengers::

::I feel accomplished .... I turned children into dogs who love candy::

::If your going to be bad, be really bad; if you are going to be good, just get by. Overachievers go to the same heaven as the rest of us::

::Always the monster, never the victim::