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   Saturday, July 03, 2004  
mmmm samosa's ...... and lots of acrid smoke too! Steph and I battled against the paistry and the fried food gods on Thursday only to be beat back by a melted spoon and five or so fire alarms.

To start this section off, here are some pictures of Bill and I pollishing some massive pipes.




I don't think I have ever heard so many phalic jokes in as short a time before. And the fact that we had to hold them together with cocking didn't help the situation. This whole thing birthed such memorable saying as .....
::Well, I guess thats the longest ceiling we have::
::Don't you mean Tallest::
:RUNS:

::Excuse me, we need some cock to fill a six inch pipe::

::I don't have any leverage, your going to have to force it in and twist::

.... and so forth

Yesterday, I was heading into Boston, and was at Wolly T with Bill and Nick, when an odd man sat down right next to us. We payed him no attention, but continued our conversation about spiderman. Soon, he felt that he had to interject and question what we were talking about Goblins and spiders and stuff. At which point he repeatedly told us that there was no point to such fantisy crap and that there were better way to occupy time (as he swug from his brown paper bag). He then went into using the computer for watching porn, as Nick was making faces behind his back. I was having a hard time not laughing, but we were lucky that the train showed up right then. Just remeber kids, when a strange drunken derelect talks to you, the best thing you can do is be as vague as possible, because you don't want anything the even resembles a crash of ideologies.

Ok, I think thats enough. Tune in next time. Same Scarlet Storm place; Same Scarlet Storm channel.

::Everything was fine until a lot of woman engineers became offended and made us stop saying grease nipples::
   posted by Chris at 6:12 AM


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