That time has come again. I know you all love it, so I'll get right to it. CJ's Back log quotes. Enjoy...

::C'moooon! She's thrown up so much already, she's gotta be empty by now!::

::I knew it, they just didn't show the midget::

::Sometimes I just feel like putting on a bunny suit and screaming::

::All of a sudden three shots rang out and Chuck was down::

::You are the chicken right, I'm George::

::Well, I've worked so many times with Danny DeVito, I think I need to take that last step towards working with midgets::

::Manifesto in my pants...::

::Yea ... I'm just like a janitor, they just pay me less::

::Put some south in yo' mouth::

::You can't smell the other part of it::

::Mass murders for money::

::The only funny thing in my hands is a picture of yo' mama::

::We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars::

::Wow, that doesn't seem like Oscar Wild, I mean he's crazy but more of an urban crazy::

::in the morning, well, afternoon, I get up, I eat, shower, then I go to this chair in my hallway, and I sit in it, in my underwear, and I decide what to do::

::... Making calls outside the limits of the Banana Phone since 2003 ... ::

::If I wasn't school nurse, I suppose I wouldn't get laid so often::

::The caption under the 2nd photo, of just Amanda reads something like: Something about Life, Someone's put thorns in my chair::

::You know about those brain spiders right? They crawl in your ear at night and harvest out your brain until they finally start spewing out your eyes::

::Are you gay?::
::Just because I want to sleep with a girl doesn't make me gay::

::Its just some warm body to go to prom with::
:: ... so ... if you were to warm up a corpse ... ::

::Welcome to Maine, the way life should be::

::This is 96.4 and you are listening to .... Stroke the Goddess... ::

::Individually packed in bunches::

::I don't think I could sleep in the same room as a dead body ... Its a paranoia I have::

::Than what are spiders attracted to?::
::The blood curdling screams of the fearful::

::Hey, you know what this is? This is the ugly tree. You know they say the one that people fell out of and hit every branch on the way down. This is it::

::Converting an aircraft carrier into a constant party boat::

::You get hot ... like a beaver::

::It was spewing baby juice everywhere::

::It could be like a new form of international warfare. We would burn the ugly tree and then everyone who breaths it will become ugly, and then the U.S. can claim to be the prettiest country in the world::

::He's not an idiot, he's a genius .... that's as far from idiot as you can go ... before you get to madness::

::now we got a sandwich, a dirty sandwich::

::Answering machines of the damned::

::Hi! I might be a federal Agent::

::What's in my crotch?::

::If I were to make a collection of Chuckisms, I would look at it, burn it and then color the wall behind me with a hint of brain using a forty five caliber paint brush::

::Its some kind of mobile cancer::

::Its a little sticky in the clicky ... you might want to get that checked out::

::Small boots go with small parts, because small things go together::

::The civil war was brought to you by the GM corporation as well as by viewers like you::

::I have plenty of tome to mess up my life, why not start now::

::...Is my pocket buzzing...?::

::Um...sir...can you please extract her?::

::Massachusetts, the home of tight ass puritans who don't like you if you dance::

::I would hope the molestation of women is funnier than me spilling soda on myself::

::Nutty and slutty ... sounds like a candy bar::

::Sometimes you feel like a nut ... sometimes you feel like a slut::

::They will all taste oblivion .... which tastes like red bull ... which is disgusting::

::Get out of the monkey tree, your up::

::what are you saying, that I'm a weird tosser?::

::ten year life reducer zombie thing::

::I pride myself on the number of places I can make that noise::

::Dusting fossils eh Chris?::

::I'm a man, I need more than just pizza::