So, I promised an ~100 Quote back log, and that is what I'm giving y'all right now. Let me know if its too long, and if I should cut it down to 25-50 in the future. Enjoy the crazyness.

::Monkeys dancing erotically....all the better::

::Oh the tears of wrongness::

::...So what did they call nuns?::

::Smoking the whore pipe::

::No pics? No porn? No drama::

::Murphy's Mother-in-Law::

::brendan, you lazy twatwaffle, you have to come to the states::

::its an AOL conspiracy to try and make you appear to be a young Asian girl::

::Big Burly men in Germany.... what are they going to do.... Bathe?::

::This one is refuckulously large::

::Thrown together with a vengeance::

::Putting my back into using my tongue? Is that actually as dirty as it sounds?::

::Maple 9: Command the brilliance of a thousand Mathematicians::

::I was disturbed... and slightly aroused... which disturbed me more::

::Not a real one, it was in an envelope.. and that would be wrong::

::Just when I needed a hard one::

::Emmett The Well Dressed Butterfly::

::Ok, I need five people ... one from each of the seven groups::

::So, its non-bullshit bullshit::

::You can have a time line in terms of years::

::Mornings are not my best ... well, mornings when I wake up::

::Why is it called the Pie equivalent ... because it looks like a pie::

::In my mind we're on the boat::

::How would YOU like to be gang-banged today::

::You leap onto people when they are defenseless ... and Naked::

::I met my first real life bigot today::

::I didn't care... I had a slushy, I was happy::

::Sweet liberty.... I feel like a prostitute::

:: ... Dinosaurs are now called Jesus horses ...::

::the hotties like kicking ass::

::In the clash of the undead, the only thing that can save you ... is the refreshing taste of coke::

::My name is my heritage ... and also a candy bar in Brazil::

::He doesn't look like a banker ... he looks like a used cars sales man::

::That person sucked at apple pie::

::Just because its a dictionary doesn't mean it won't have racial slurs::

::Thumbs out, now I can walk better::

::People are still smoking pot right, ... the world hasn't gone that crazy yet::

::Ghetto Bitch Barbie::

::When this shoebox is a hopping, don't come a knocking::

::I just assumed girls like to read::

::Steady please ... whole thing in mouth now::

::Remember, NO approximations. [2 seconds later] Ok, lets look at some approximations::

::They are goblins, they aren't supposed to fly::

::I assume its a double bond ... because 'O' is a skank::

::Fill in the blacks - 10 points::

::We stay away from anything God made ... except for cookies::

::Stop eating cookies and the guy can keep his job::

::It probably is easier to just say its a shadow demon::

::Unless you are blown to pieces, everyone shits their pants when they croke::

::I dunno, I kind of like cheese but then I kind of like things without cheese. Oh god its sooooo hard to decide::

::If you will, imagine me tipping a proverbial hat when I say it::

::Is that the dance of the T-equivalent circuit::

::How'd you cut your hand?::
::I punched an orphan girl and her glasses cut my hand::

::rap battle really wouldn't describe it ... more like rap orgy explosion::

::I didn't know there were any fire monkeys::

::Well, we could make it not pretty anymore. No one would think any less of us for it::

::Russian dolls? I don't think Russians call them that::

::So, your blog is sort of like an anti-tourette::

::Stupid French Swearers::

::The new Yorker ... topless edition::

::bring your marshmallows and your holly bibles, we're roasting a witch on a spit::

::I'm sorry, I can't pay attention to you ... the walls are attacking me::

::Its so hippy, its almost narcotic::

::Let us never forget, that the human race with technology is like an alcoholic with a barrel of wine::

::By reading the newspaper, your just making yourself more tasty you know::

::your more of a pacifist evil ... you know, not so much causing it, but reveling in it::

::A contradiction would occur if the hate is greater than two::

::Flipping the porn industry on its stomach and raping it in the ass ... in a good way::

::He who controls the spice controls the Book of Revelation! Wait, what?! ::

::If you have taken TURTLEAWAY and still see turtles, seek help immediately, because those are real turtles and you are in danger::

::[!UNGRAMATICAL!]::

::You know genies ... who grant you 3 wishes when you rub their phallic bottle::

::Its all in the past Bitch::

::Bubble wrap ... for her pleasure::

::Drunk with power ... and beer::

::Seeking criminal justice alternatives?::

::The best thing I can do for my child is to cheat on my wife::

::If you meet the Buddha on the road, Kill Him!::

::The water gets in the mood::

::oh that's cuz these guys in bright orange said there isn't enough orange here and shot the shit out of the server it's on::

::...but I was right about that girl being knocked up by the hedge hog.....::

::Hehe... I said ex-bush... ex-bush...::

::I have a hard time seeing people getting together and being anything but stupid::

::We have to measure the breast of the room::

::Because I woke up on St. Patrick's day with a migraine and an Irish accent::

::If it works on penguins, it should work on your dishes::

::Stop making me look at your tongue ... in fact, turn around ... go over there::

::He's going to publish that, and I'm going to jump off a bridge, after I cut off that tongue::

::Agent Orange Kills binary trees with a hexadecimal hatchet::

::Orgasm of entendres::

::We take all deliveries in the rear::

::attempts to turn every tragedy into a coffin full of smiles::

::Excuse me sir, do you have zombie insurance?::
::Um...are you serious?::

::No thanks, I know where my soul is going, and its going to be a lot warmer than I am now::

::Dude, don't taunt him... he has a graph!::

::Oh, that's what your doing, your grinding. I thought you were throwing up::

::oh, so the future abilities come as standard features on this Kevin model::

::Maybe he bizzounced from Valinor::

::You don't usually realize how big a hyena is because every time you see one, its next to a lion getting its ass wooped::

::My kid is so going to have a bling bling tricycle::

::Don't worry, it doesn't expand until I unlock it::