Hey there kids,

I should be doing homework, but since I'm sitting in my workstudy job, I think doing nothing would be more appropriate. I have decided I am seriously undersexed, so, if any of you could help me in this I would appreciate it. Towards this goal, I think I would like to have a "Pants Party". I will keep thinking about where we can have it, but while I am, you all can try to gather together your friends and family, so that we can have an even distribution of girls and boys. The rules for the party will be a combination of what I believe the best "Pants Party" rules are. After the contest is over, I will revise it, and post the finalized rule set. Hope to see you all there.

::Looking back at it, I sorta can understand why they abandoned me::