Friday, January 16, 2004
Hey there bloggies,
Its that time again. No, not that time. No...not that time either... God Damn your dumb! Its time for the latest edition of the overrun of quotes. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might even end up a little ill. And without furthur adoo-o......:
::I thought I knew what rediculus was, until today::
::That sounds like a huge, steaming, pile of fairy crap::
::Escardme::
::You know, if you Had left that in my mail box, I would have gone crazy and attacked my mail man. Possibly leaving a perminent imprent of the F10 key in his forhead::
::My thumbs have gone all weird::
::Bling Bling, its the Bling Ring::
::Then don't bitch.....CRAZIFY!!!::
::Those cute girls were hidious::
::Ever since new years I've realized ive gotten more and more f*c*e* up every day::
::Well, that would explain the teeth::
::Speaking of being fu**ed up::
::Giving me ammo for my arsinal of lust::
::350lbs of elephant in 50 sec::
::Let your skin come out and play. Get Naked!::
::How many Hampsters does it take to create gravity?::
::There is no such thing as loosers in F.I.R.S.T. Robotics, only variations of mediocre::
::Going from the gutter to the sewer you will slide downl like the slime you are::
::Wow that's interesting! I'm going to lick you now!::
::I don't know what kind of statement that says, but I find it rather odd anybody would attempt to show affection by displaying a large, pulsating primate heart. But ultimately, if a girl murdered and dissected a gorilla on my behalf, I'd be pretty touched::
::Woh, a Dragon-bear....::
::100% of your daily woop-ass. Part of a balanced break fast....who-ah::
::No, seriously, that was the best voice mail message I have ever gotten::
::ok, I'm going to push 1 now, wow, I can extend my message. I wonder waht 4 does. I'm going to keep pressing 4 as long as they keep telling me to press 4. Wow, so many options...::
::I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants::
posted by Chris at 10:32 PM
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