Hey hey kids,

CJ here with hot off the press info about the new classes we are taking. So, here we go. On our first day (thursday) went relatively smoothly. We started off with Calc 3:Multivariable calculus. Seems easy enough. But wait, whats this! The instructer doesn't speak english. Well, shit, this is a predicament. What is our hero to do? Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion in "English no need in math" or "coordinates es-y-d". ... woh... So, after that fiasco, we went to micro electronics. The teacher seems very organized and knowledgable. Even though its a hard class, I think it should go well. Especialy since there must be at least 50 people in the class, and one of them is bound to know whats going on. Oh, and another point about micro-electronics that I thought was cool was that as soon as she started talking about diodes, I realized that I knew a lot of the stuff already. Thank you Bill Clark you Crazy Canadian you!

NEW PARAGRAPH GOODNESS!

Well, at this point, it was activity period. I ment to meet up with an old High school friend of mine, but her cell wasn't on, and she never returned my call. So, I spent the period with my good friends Sean and Kevin. I'm not 100% sure of what we talked about most of the time, but highlights included such interesting topics as me beating the crap out of two of my friends, Kevin realizing he can use the 'forward message' ability on his cell phone as a punishment to stupid people, seeing Pauls sister and thinking we were still back in high school again (It was crazy), and something about sex. After we ate, and I was amazed at seeing a girl that had no separation between her nose and forehead, we went up to the game center to find Paul and his new girlfriend playing Yugio (or however the FU** its spelt). We introduced ourselves to her, and she imediately recognized me from Pauls Story about me trying to lie about my age back when the original matrix came out. The funny thing about the story was that I did lie, just in the wrong direction. Still trying to live that one down. Ah well, at least it wasn't as bad as the 'speaking of CD's incident'.

YOU JUST KNOW ITS GOING TO GET BETTER

So, upon leaving this meeting of the....Pauls Girlfriend......Shut UP! Anyway, I was in a rush to get to my next class, because for one reason or another I was late the first day...so I was hurrying, and this is when I gained my first battle scar of the 2004 Sprin Term. I had just opened and passed through a large, heavy metal door, when I saw that a rather attractive girl was behind me. Because I am a totaly wiped man, I of course stuck my hand back to stop the door from closeing on her. ::CRUNCH:: So, I rushed on, wondering what that nose was. I looked at my hand, but it seemed fine. Then the dull ache started to set in in my pinky finger. The entire thing started to slowly turn a dark blood purple and swelled up to twice its normal size. I apparently managed to pop both finger joints out of place and back again quickly enough to have only ruptured every blood vesal in my pinky and probably cause permenent damage to my cartilage. So, I did what I always do when I get injured. I went about my daily busness like it didn't happen. So, I went to my Optimization Methods class. The woman said she was a computer programmer, but I had doubts when I was able to point out errs in her code that would have blown up whatever computer they were run on. I don't really think I gave it enough time to truely judge her and the class, especialy since I was concentrating so hard trying to write with my left hand. So, that ended, and I went to my new Work study job. My job is to maintain a computer lab down in some basement, that the seniors use for their capstone projects. Its an interesting job, and if check all the hardware and software and no one is there, I can just do my homework for a few hours. I like the additional benefit of being able to get an idea of how the senior projects are set up, worked on, etc.

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

So, after work, I took the orange line home, and intended to do homework. Never really got around to it (much like today) but I did take time out of my busy schedule to pensil in being raped by an army of faries. Nothing shocks you back to reality as much as realizing how bad you have gotten in your favorite game. I then Bought some new figureens on line, and checked out the standard sites I check every night. Sleep, toss, dream, repeat. Ugh, at least its friday......shit....no, wait....it is...GOD bless 4 day weeks.

B-A-BAY B-E-BE B-I-BITTY-BY B-O-BOO BITTY-BI-BO B-U-BU BITTY-BI-BO-BU

Now, finaly I bring you today. Went to Calc. Still couldn't understand what he was saying, but I did realize he was teaching strait out of the book, exaple by mispronounced example. Went to Micro-electonics. It was very very cold out. Went to my first class of Technical Writing. I am required to produce a 10-15 page 6000 word technical paper about a unique thought about some technical topic that I have to choose on my own. I also have to have quite a list of refrences including a conversation with someone who is farmiliar with the topic. I think its do-able as long as I don't lazy about. The teacher seems nice.....but she's married (heavy sigh). She has a very interesting accent. Its mostly British but occationaly she lapses into an American, and downright Boston accent. I don't think I've ever heard anyone only use half of their 'r's before. So, after that, I hung out with Kevin for 1/2 hour and bought some books. Yea, almost $400 this term. After that I practicly flew to my Optimization methods class for all the weight I lost from my wallet. The teacher passed out cilibi this time, along with two homework problems. We agreed that the second one was impossible, so we made her take it off the HW. Went to work. Used the new and cool AIM:Express. Very smooth. Wasted 120 pages of the labs paper to print out the Technical Wrighting guide (It was only 80pg, but I F*C*e* up ok!). Finished up my time, took the orange line home, jogged for 30 min, ate, watched Seinfeld, Simpsons, and CSI, and even found time to practice preparing myself against another agrivated fairy rape. Unfortunately, all of my practice games were against humans and undead, but I still think I leaned some valuable techniques and got some decient practice in.

DON'T LEAVE YET....ALMOST DONE

So, yea, that was my first 2 days of class. Tommorow I don't have class, so, I'm going to spend the day (After I wake up ofcourse) watching movies at Matts house. This saturday is going to be crazy. In the morning I will be going to the 2004 F.I.R.S.T. Robotics kick off down at the C.T.E. I haven't been back since I graduated, so I'm sorta interested to see how the team has shaped up after I left. At like 1:00 I'm going to Chucks house to watch movies. After 5:00 sometime, I am going to go out with the girls to see "Big Fish". I'm looking forward to Saturday. Every spare moment I have this weekend I'm going to spend doing homework, or at least thinking about homework. So, thats it. My present life....IN A NUT SHELL......OF ANAPHYLACTIC DEATH! If you read this, I'll probably see you this weekend. If not, you're Bill. Well, no hard fellings eh. I'll catch you all around.

ITS OVER.....YOU DON'T GOT TO GO HOME BUT YOU GOT TO GET THE HELL OUTA HERE

::Well, if he is angry at you that you don't like his new girlfriend, you should over compensate and hit on her. Trust me, he will never complain that you don't pay enough attention to his girlfriend ever again::