Good evening my fine bloggies,

How goes the life? Good? Excelent. Breath mint? no? Ok then, lets get down to business. Today (or yesterday depending on how you look at the time scale) Was a good day in spite. Well, lets start at the beginning, and then move onwards to today. Feb 9, 1983. During a snow storm and a month late, Christopher Robert Johnson is born.......(No, wait, thats too far towards the beginning. Lets fast forward a bit) >> FF >> .....and he finaly did put his past behind him, and was able to move on, past High school, and into college.....(ok, closer, but not quite there yet) >> FF >> .....Always a bit crazy, most of his friends enjoyed his company and found his behavior refreshing. He will be sorely missed...(Woops, A little too far there. Lets hit the old rewind button) << RW << ....He slept until noon, played some warcraft and did some reading, in the early part of the day..... (ok, this looks promising) ..... Then Meri, came to pick him and the girls up, and they all went to best buy.....(still not 100% sure this is the right point) .... It was extreamly cold out, and Chris continualy commented that he was going to get frost-bit on his nuts ..... (Yea, this is it.....oh, and for those of you that heard me say that....I'm not going to anymore.....sorry)..... The girls bought some CD's and then they all headed over to Meri's house ...... (Please say massive orgy, please say massive orgy, please say massive orgy) .....and watched "Die Hard".... (Ah, shit) ..... afterwards, Meri drove Chris home and Chris stayed up late reading web-comics and talking to Matt on AIM ...... (Oh, yea I remember that, Matt was all like, "I'm so depressed, so let me quote some on-line war comic" and I was all like "Relax man, calm down", and he was all like, "I want to have a girl friend so I can have a family eventually" and then I was like "...." well, I don't rember exactly what I said, but it had to do with horses, and gods and sex, and some type of Pron?)
Well, after being up so late, Chis of couse slept until noon. Chuck called and told him to meet up at Wolly T at 4:00. Chris cleaned up and got dressed up, and met Chuck and Bill. They went to the cambridge side gallaria, and Chris bought 'Queen of the Damned' and 'Interview with a vampire' for 20 bucks. Afterwards, The guys went to the north end (Yea, real creative chuck. Can't we ever eat somewher else. I mean, I really like eating Indian.....and their food an't bad either [ouch, that was a bad joke])............Can I continue, or are you going to keep filling my narative with sex jokes?......(Oh, I'm sorry was that out loud?).......No, of course not, but, oh wait, the state of Wisconson Just called and they wanted to know if you could explain the joke about the indian food........(ok, I'll be good).....thank you......(Don't mention it)......as I was saying before I was rudely interupted..........After the north end Chris Called up some friends whom he met at NU with the intentions of playing pool with them in the student center. The student center was closed at 8:00, so they all decided to go to Jillians to play foose-ball. FUC*'N JILLIANS IS NOW A 21 PLUS PLACE ON FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS JACK. So, We all went to BU and we played pool there until Bill wanted to go home and Chuck had thouraly embarised me in frount of my friends Stephany and On. They walked back to NU, and we caught the green line at Hines convention center.... (Oh, yea, we went by urban outfitters at one point......oh, and 'As good as it gets' was on at after hours....oh, and there is a new Kevin Smith movie coming out...doesn't look really good, and has that elf in it....whatever)... oh, yea I forgot about those parts.....(Your welcome).....Shut up or I will sufficate you with your own foot...... (My my...whos the grumpy guss?).....I hate you.....anyway, so Chris Got home, watched SNL, at some, and then came up stairs to write in his blog a bit, and puroose the many entertaining sites online.....afterwards, he collapsed into bed.
So, thats it. I would like to appologize now incase I insulted anyone by putting something personal up here, but I don't really think I did anything that any of you would have minded, so deal with it bitches. I'm going to now play with this magical remote controll that allows me to re-live every moment of my life. I think its called memori or something equaly crazy like that...I mean the past happend and now its done, no one wants to know what happend, or who I knew, or what I learned, or who I stalked, or who I should have been better friends with if not for the laughter, or what might have been had I not been the community bitch that I was for so long. Ah well, I'll laugh, I'll cry, and afterwards I'll probably want to gouge my eyes out with spoons and then drownd myself in a bowl of lemon juice. Tune in next time to see that I pussed out of it. Take care all.

::Drunk Like a Monkey!::