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   Sunday, November 09, 2003  
Back Log of Quotes:

::Super Flying monkye karated Death Car!::

::Its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain::

::Have you ever put any thought into how much Joseph Stalin looks like Oscar the Grouch?::

::Supergirl has at least the strengh of 1/4th of a man::

::The Melencoly Death of Oyster Boy::

::Couldn't be a man in a gorila suit, no F***'n way, hes got to be real::

::Illegal.....This is america::

::Yea, the Hulk was the most annoying movie I've ever seen.....It took me 3 beers to get through it::

::...and this is .... AHHH... oh, Patric.....This is Patric..... Sorry man, I thought you were the living dead for a second::

::I got it, without their heads they're powerless::

::I was sorta expecting him to be a train conductor.... but I guess the next most logical thing would be a scragly homeless man::

::....A Path....A Path.....Ni::

::We went on an Orly hunt, and my Mom actually ran into him....it was cool::

::WHAT THE F***!?!!::

::Oh my god, I understand now why you called this a 'Brest Pillow'....my hand is all tingly::

::Well, I'm pritty sure to get an acurate reading you would have to stab yourself with that....or put it into some bodily oraface, but I think they would kick you out for trying that::

::Lock is the Devil, Stock is the Witch, and Barrel is Paul Rubins::

::George Clooney had the look, Val Kilmer had the crazy, but only Michael Keaton had them both::

::Just remember that there is a cone of suspensions around drunk people::

::....and this is why your single Chris....::

::That bunny almost nearly got lost in a very unpleasent dark place forever::

::....This is Chuck....He talks a lot::

::Behold the power of Teflon::

::yeah, Nick is very polite....so there is nothing stoping Mike from talking about every piece of lego art he owns for the next twenty minutes::

::Ok, fine, I promise that if people start shooting at us, you can use me as a shield::

   posted by Chris at 9:51 AM


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