Hey kids,

CJ here on this beautiful....um....slightly drizzly.....Sunday..... to answer all of your questions about the newly elected king of the universe Rarunyahr Helcefea. First off I would like to say that Mr. Helcefea is getting settled into office right now, and so far, the transition has been a smooth one. I would also like to say that on Friday he met up with his cousin, the secretary of universal pharmasudical supplies and enjoyed a wonderful day in Boston. Reports that afterwards he went to the cambridge side Gallaria with another eleven people has been upsubstanciated, and the slander that woman has been saying is not true, and I absolutely know for a fact that the puppy is ok.
Your king spent his first Satuday morning, as such, relaxing in his kingly bunker, and preparing for a state sponsered film festival that evening. I belive most confusino about the purpose of this festival was confused because of the films motto of "Free your mind". All hints at narcotics consumption is simply slander against our great king.
Ok, now I'm going to open the floor to questions.
You there in the third row.....
[yes, hello Debra Smithson with the National Notes......can we be told where are king is now?]
Good question Debra. Yes, our king is right now, as we speak, is preparing for a public appearance at a fairly popular public market. Of course the specifics can not be devulged at this time, for safety reasons, but I'm certain a great many people will get a treat tonight. You there at the back left corner....
[Sam Felps with the Daily Regional ..... I have heard reports that Mr. Helcefea has been entertaining a good deal of his time with movies and other such media. Can you validate this report?]
Why yes Sam, that report is correct. Our king has spent the last couple of days carefully pouring quite a few full length features. These include, but are not limited to, all the Matrix movies, Reservoir Dogs, Equilibrium, 28 days later, and The Nightmare before Christmas. His purpose in these indevers is, as are most of his projects, to help himself grow as a person, to better serve you his loyal public. Ok, I have time for one more question. You in the frount with the Red Dress.
[Thank you. Monica Lagrange with the Local Lips ..... Does our king have any plans for the near future, and if so, how will they effect his Social Opinion Poll?]
A very interesting question Monica. Let me start of by saying, that his near future plans arn't quite fully maped out yet. He does plan on doing quite a bit of work and puting some reasarch into Photoics over the next week. This will take up a good deal of his time for the next four days, except for his two daily public appearances at Alewife. Every public appearance he attends, on average, greatly boosts his social stance, and puts him in better light with you, the people. He does plan on attending a Halloween Ball on the evening of the holiday, at which he will devote his time to improving his stance with many of the fine students of Umass.
Thank you all for your questions. Please join me in the ajoining room for refreshments. May Ra be with you.

::Welcome to my parlor said the virus lady to the dick arm robot::