Hey Storm fans,
The end to another week has yet again arrived. I'm going out to see "Anger Management" tonight, and then we will be going to the North end for some food. Today consisted of a Discrete math Quiz, a Digital logic lab#3 overview, and me eating a lunch that consisted of an apple, some banna yougurt, and a tropical fruit punch (WHAT WAS I THINKING). I hope to get as much time in with my friends as I possibly can this weekend, but you know how that always turns out. I would like to wish a happy birthday to Sam and also to Mark. They both had their birthdays on wednesday, and I completely forgot to get either of them anything until this moment RIGHT NOW!. Ah, its ok, I'll get them cards or candy or maybe Legolas.... No, wait, thats for Meri.
Anyway, I'm a jerk and an ass, and no matter how many times I tell people this they never believe me. I mean, the only person that actually knows of my evil ways is Missy. Everyone else thinks that I'm pleasantly insane. Everyone always thinks, "oh, chris is a nice kid, he just gets way to excited about things", or "hes always so generous and kind, he can't really be as evil as he says." Well, whatever, you people that think that are just fooling yourselves. Once I get over this whole 'mamma's boy' thing, I'm so going to be like 100% evil. With the no morals and the not caring about peoples feelings and the mind manipulations to crush peoples spirts. A dark day will come, and if it doesn't then I'm a jerk for wasting your time like this and getting your hopes up(which if you notice, is the entire point of this whole rant so =-Þ).
LOL, I'm sorry, I'm in a bit too much of a Lord of the Rings/WarCraftIII mood lately. I would love to be a dark lord, or possibly some type of dark high up minion, but I probably will just end up being a 'dark laky'. You know, like "Wane the Orc", following Sauraun around, worrying about Mordor's Casual Fridays, Maming saturdays, and the orc's dentle plan. "Well, bless my little hobbit feet Mr. Frodo, how ever did you know" ....um....I think I'm a little too tired...... "meh hehe hehe hehe hehe"
SO, the point of all this is that Orcs and the forces of darkness are people too.....I think......and just saying that they are evil because they are orcs or ring wraiths or demons with large burning heads is not always right (of course the large burning head is a good sign that something is evil....most of the times.....). I mean, the main reason that we as humans look at demons and orcs as evil is because they are so very very much unlike us. We look at things that look most like us and consider them good (Elves and dwarves). But it turns out that Elves are jerks sometimes, and dwarves are too short to not NOT fight dirty (yea, I'm talking to you shorty, whatcha going to do about it). I mean, if someone (other than a couple of corrupted wizards) were to actually spend time with orcs and learn about their culture and their heratage, after they initially stop throwing up, they might actually see that they aren't all that different. So, in summary, I'm all for the forces for darkness because at least they are honest.
Ok, I didn't really explain that end part too well, so lets get back into the fray of it. For an example I will use the battle between the high elves and the trolls. The trolls had lived in this area of land for hundreads and hundreads of years. They had built up a large society and had a flourishing population. They were canables, they were murderers, and yes they enjoyed killing an enemy and putting his head up on a pike in their frount yard. But among all of their actions, they never lied to others about their actions or their motives. Now, the high elves come in, and as the name suggests, think they are so high and mighty. They look upon the trolls, and without even a second thought, mark them as beasts that should be killed. So, they start a war that they think will be easily won, but it turns out that the trolls start kicking their asses. So, what do they do? Do they ask for an end of the war with the trolls? No, of course not, they go to the closest things they have to look-a-likes and bribe the humans with magic to help them kill off ALL OF THE TROLLS! So, the humans and the high elves join forces, and break the trolls and send them running to the far corners of the world, after slaughtering a great great number of them. And all of this was done because the elves could not admit that the trolls and their society was not as great, as inteligent, as pure, as up-to-par as their own. Hm...what does this sound like? I seem to remember a similar story in human history that definitely seems similar to this. Could this entire slaughter of the trolls by a race that deems themselves high and mighty because they are tall and blond remind anyone of WWII???! Thats right, I said it, I am comparing the High elves to the Germans in world war II. I can and I will because this is my blog. Zing, point for me, next question.
So, that was a bit of a rant, I hope all of you Elf lovers out there see that the elves are nothing but a bunch of raceist uniformist zealots that want to scourge the world of any unique forms. Look not upon the fact that they have horns or claws or 'a large burning head', but instead look upon the shape of their character. Look upon their industry and their devotion. Put aside your blind haterids and ask yourself what is the real difference between myself and this ring wraith that is trying to stab me to death. Why do we have to be enemies, just because I'm still alive and his soul was stolen by the Dark lord of Mordor? Ok, this has gotten really silly, and I'm going to stop now. I hope all of you have learned something from this, even if that something is that I have no idea what I'm doing or talking about.
::Quilbeasts aren't quite as funny as teleporting bears.::