Hey Kids,
Today is December twenty second, so you all know what that means.... My moms B-day, so without further ado....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
She will never see this, but its the thought that counts.

Christmas is coming....
and the goose is getting fat....
please put a penny in the old man's hat....
if you haven't got a penny, a half-penny will do...
if you haven't got a half-penny then God bless you.
::Bows:: "Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all the week" ::Bows::

For all of you that read this [probably not many due to the fact that its the hollidays] I will be having a New Years party on new years eve. Since I assume only my friends read this, and I would only want my friends there, who-soever reads this shall be invited [as long as I know you :) ]. You know the usual crazy-ness that usually occurs when I get within 100 yards of any of you? Well, Imagine that but with more people. It should be good, as long as I don't loose it. So, come on down and have some fun.

Well, thats it. Well, not really, but the other things I have been doing are either boring or so exciting, that I don't want to tell you through such a childish medium. I'm such a bitch arn't I :p. So, until I talk to you next, remember, "Time doesn't exist on the surface of a black hole, so don't worry about bringing a watch if that you ever find yourself there."

::GODZILLA IS ATTACKING[asian voice over]::